Review: Ominous


Here’s an unfortunate one that’s so bad it’s just plain bad. The makers of Ominous throw every ghost movie cliché they can think of at the screen and almost nothing sticks. We get doors that creak open by themselves, creepy dolls, lurking spectral presences, spooky voices, not to mention the grievously overdone “soaking wet girl with long black hair” imagery that us horror movie fans have had to suffer through a thousand times since THE RING, but the whole thing is so drawn-out and uninvolving that it has no impact.

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Review: Vampegeddon


Jeffrey Alan Miller’s 2010 vampire flick Vampegeddon is exactly what you would expect from a film with a title that combines the words “vampire” and “armageddon”. It involves vampires. A lot of them. So many vampires that the earth itself could be destroyed by the new influx of undead, bald, vaguely European, bloodsuckers! There’s so many vampires! In fact – there’s too many! Why are there so many vampires?! Patience, my dear. You shall see. Continue reading Review: Vampegeddon