All American Zombie Drugs

All American Zombie Drugs, Full Movie 1h39m, Released 2013

This week, Kings of Horror brings you the Cheech and Chong of zombie infection drugs: Vinny and Sebastian. Yes, they’re losers who, despite recently graduating from high school, are going nowhere in their small town. Yes, they’re drug addicts with little redeeming social value, but when they find a recipe for street drugs on the internet they suddenly get addicted to something else: entrepreneurship! Well, drug dealing. Until, that is, they learn that their homemade party drug concoction turns its users into zombies and everyone knows the old adage: you can’t sell anything to a zombie, unless you like getting paid in brains.

If you can’t laugh at stoners and zombies, you probably can’t laugh at anything.